It is an evening where you and your pals gather to paint your own custom, durable, beautiful ceramic dildos! I’ll bring all the necessary supplies, you provide the location (Edmonton and area only for the moment).

From time to time, SEXPLETIVE will host a Community Dildo Paint night where I supply the venue and offer tickets to anyone who may want to come! These events can be a great way to meet new friends.

The instructions and decorating take approximately 2 hours. I will be in your space for about 2 ½ to 3 hours including setup and cleanup.

Pottery dildo paint nights are $150/person. Once you are done painting your piece and after it is fired in the kiln, you will have a custom, functional, decorative dildo that will last you a lifetime with proper care! A lot of behind-the-scenes work goes into making and completing your piece.

Sliding scale tickets can be discussed for lower income folks - please send me a message at sexpletive.ca@gmail.com

As soon as our evening is complete, I will take your piece to my pottery studio for it to be fired! The kiln schedule is variable, so it can take anywhere from a couple days to a couple weeks. You will be updated along the way and your work will be dropped off at the location of the paint night for you to pick up. Pottery can be a slow art form, which makes the end result so worth it!

Yes!

Especially when made with extreme care by someone like me :~) Ceramic dildos are very comparable to glass dildos, both have a high tensile strength and it is highly unlikely that they will break during use. Of course this is dependent on how it is made and what materials are used. For ceramic dildos to be safe, they need to be made out of a durable stoneware clay, then finished and completely covered with a body-safe, food-grade, non-porous glaze.

I take numerous steps along the way to ensure that SEXPLETIVE ceramic dildos are as safe for use as possible. Please email me if you have any questions about this process!

When made and cared for properly, ceramic is completely safe. One of the reasons I started SEXPLETIVE is to provide a product that people can trust in an unregulated sex toy industry. Today, sex toys can be made out of anything, and larger corporations tend to mass produce toys with cheap, unsafe materials for a greater profit. I wanted to make something with great care and attention to detail that people can trust and enjoy for a lifetime!

Once you have your piece, you can care for it by washing it before and after each use with mild dish soap and warm water. Please take care not to drop it on a hard surface, this is an instance where you may see breakage. If you notice a crack or chip in the glaze or the structure itself, please discontinue use. I will provide a care sheet for you when you pick up your piece!

SEXPLETIVE dildos are designed to display not hide away, so it is encouraged that you proudly decorate your home with your artwork! If this is not an option for you, you can store it in your drawer in a soft, protective bag.

In addition to being body-safe when properly made and cared for, ceramic is an amazing material for a sex toy! The glaze makes it incredibly smooth and it is firm which can be great for stimulating the g-spot and the p-spot. Ceramic is compatible with any lubricant - water-based, silicone, oil, hybrid, and is super easy to clean! Your piece is also fun for temperature play - cool it off or warm it up by running it under water for a sustained new sensation.

I create each piece to be both functional and decorative, so you can display it in your home if you so choose. A big part of SEXPLETIVE is normalizing conversations around sexuality. Each product looks beautiful and helps foster sex-positivity by creating an environment in which sexuality is not shoved in a bedside drawer, but can instead be talked about as openly and honestly as the dildo is displayed.

Ceramic is also sustainable - it is from the earth and will return to the earth if it has not been glazed. Glazed pieces will last you a lifetime. I only make pieces in response to demand, in small batches to ensure minimal waste.

Ceramic dildos additionally encourage more mindful pleasure in a world where vibrators promise to give you an orgasm in as little time as possible. You deserve to prolong your sexual pleasure, to playfully explore your body, and to slow down.

SEXPLETIVE pieces are not gendered and can feel good for everybody and every body. They have a handle for ease of use and a flared base for safe anal use.

I LOVE ceramic and I know you will too.

You can access the paint night schedule here. I encourage you to chat with your group and pick a date and all sign up around the same time. One individual can sign up for multiple people, but it may be easier if each person signs themselves up because there are optional personal request forms to fill out. These forms are also there if you have any questions, concerns, accessibility requests, or suggestions on how I can make the evening more comfortable for everyone!

If you are feeling unwell before your dildo paint night, please let me know and refrain from attending. You will be refunded or rescheduled, whatever works best for you, no questions asked. Please let me know if someone else in your group is experiencing symptoms and encourage them to stay home.

I will also let you know if I am not feeling well, I want to keep you and your space safe too! Hopefully this doesn’t happen, but if it does, I will give you as much notice as possible and will reschedule or refund you all - whatever works best.

Absolutely! I will be happy to do my best to accommodate your requests. Please indicate in your personal request form when signing up if this is a special occasion (and who the guest of honor is) and I will have a little something extra prepared.

It is likely that I can accommodate your date, please give me as much notice as possible and send me a message at sexpletive.ca@gmail.com. I typically cannot offer paint nights on Saturdays.

After we communicate and decide on a date, I will open up a space in my schedule for you and direct you to book it.